![]() Update: Further entries from Mattandjess included Blog Trackbacks create digital Cartel and C++ under trademark infringement on the school grading system. Mattandjess tenders a couple of nice little stories: New IBM server guarantees 100% uptime / AltaVista adds new translation to BabelFish. ![]() Update: Cory Doctorow swiftly returned fire with Cory uses the DMCA against Boring Boring. Unfortunately, it succeeds in being dull. ![]() My favorite line: “NOTE: All numbers rounded to the nearest GB.”īoringBoring: A Directory of Dull Things is an elaborate and graphically well-executed spoof. The Welcome to Gmail page announces their new Infinity + 1 storage plan. Plus, it’s low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you’ll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.The best part is their Google Gulp FAQ, which perfectly replicates Google’s expository style. Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. That’s why we’re pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of “smart drinks” designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty. But any piece of information’s usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who’s using it. Google has announced the roll-out of Google Gulp: Quench your thirst for knowledge.Īt Google our mission is to organize the world’s information and make it useful and accessible to our users. Posted by Teresa at 07:23 AM * 60 comments
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